Category: Parenting

NOT ENLIGHTENED

The conservative parents did not enlighten their daughter about the facts of life. They presumed that nature would have its way and when her time came, she would just instinctively follow her husband’s lead. The day after the daughter’s wedding, in the early morning hours, the doorbell rang long and hysterically at the family’s home. When the mother opened the door, there stood her puffy eyed and distraught daughter.

“What happened, dearest?” – asked the worried mother.

“I left that no-good jerk. You can't imagine what a disgusting thing he wanted to do to me!”

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Category: From the Mouths of Babes

ABNORMAL FAMILY

Like every developing boy, Moishe’le was curious about the facts of life and kept pestering his parents with questions. One day he asked his father:

“Daddy, how did I come into the world?”

Like most parents, the father thought, that his son is too young to learn the real facts of life, so he responded:

“The stork brought you, my son!”

“How could the stork get into the house?” - wondered the child.

“Through the chimney of course.”

“And how did you come into the world?” - asked the boy.

“I too was brought by a stork.”

“And how about grandpa?”

“He too was brought by a stork.”

Moishe’le seemed to be very unhappy with this state of affairs. He scratched his head and uttered half loudly:

“There is definitely something wrong with this family. For three generations nobody was screwing!”

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