Category: From the Mouths of Babes

ABNORMAL FAMILY

Like every developing boy, Moishe’le was curious about the facts of life and kept pestering his parents with questions. One day he asked his father:

“Daddy, how did I come into the world?”

Like most parents, the father thought, that his son is too young to learn the real facts of life, so he responded:

“The stork brought you, my son!”

“How could the stork get into the house?” - wondered the child.

“Through the chimney of course.”

“And how did you come into the world?” - asked the boy.

“I too was brought by a stork.”

“And how about grandpa?”

“He too was brought by a stork.”

Moishe’le seemed to be very unhappy with this state of affairs. He scratched his head and uttered half loudly:

“There is definitely something wrong with this family. For three generations nobody was screwing!”

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Category: Marital Bliss FITTING PUNISHMENT

A man and his wife were on their way to visit some friends. The woman kept pestering her husband about his driving and warned him that the highway police will stop them. Just as she finished speaking, their car was flagged down by a policeman, who asked for the man’s driver’s license.

“What did I do?” - queried the man.

“You were speeding,” - replied the policeman.

“You see!” - interjected the woman. “How many times do I have to tell you to drive more slowly?”

Without another word, the policeman returned the driver’s papers and waved them on their way.

“Are you letting me go without a fine?” - asked the man incredulously.

“I think that you have been punished enough, my friend,” - said the policeman graciously.

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