Sunday, March 06, 2011

Category: Marital Bliss
LOTTERY
A woman got home, screeched her car into the driveway, ran into the house, slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs:
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said:
“Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff, or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," – she said. "Just get out!”
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