Category: At work

JUST KIDDING

An office worker entered his boss’s office without knocking. He stuck out his tongue, overturned the superior’s cup of coffee, emptied the wastebasket onto his head, when his colleagues came up running and stopped him:

“Albert, we were just kidding. You didn’t win the first price on the lottery.”

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Category: Marital Bliss
LOTTERY

A woman got home, screeched her car into the driveway, ran into the house, slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs:

"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said:

“Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff, or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," – she said. "Just get out!”

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Category: At Work

JUST KIDDING

An office worker entered his boss’s office without knocking. He stuck out his tongue, overturned the superior’s cup of coffee, emptied the wastebasket onto his head, when his colleagues came up running and stopped him:

“Albert, we were just kidding. You didn’t win the first price on the lottery.”

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Category: Blondes MEET ME HALFWAY

A blonde woman named Babbette found herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she was in serious financial trouble. She was so desperate that she decided to ask God for help. She began to pray:

“God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto.”

Lotto night came and somebody else won it. Babbette again prayed:

“God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.”

Lotto night came and Babbette still had no luck. Once again, she prayed:

“My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order.”

Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened and Babbette was overwhelmed by the voice of God Himself:

“Babbette, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket.”

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