Category: At work

JUST KIDDING

An office worker entered his boss’s office without knocking. He stuck out his tongue, overturned the superior’s cup of coffee, emptied the wastebasket onto his head, when his colleagues came up running and stopped him:

“Albert, we were just kidding. You didn’t win the first price on the lottery.”

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Category: At the Restaurant

FINICKY CUSTOMER

A man came into the restaurant and inquired what was on the menu. The waiter recommended the tongue in spicy sauce, but the customer declined:

“I am not going to eat something that was in someone else’s mouth. Get me two poached eggs instead.”

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