Category: Naughty Jokes

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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton died on the same day and they both came before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there was only one space left that day, so the angel had to decide which of them could get in. The angel asked Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she took off her top and said:

“Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”

The angel thanked Dolly and asked Her Majesty the same question. The Queen dropped her skirt and panties, took a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shook it up and douched with it. The angel said:

“OK, Your Majesty, you may go in”.

Dolly was outraged.

“What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She performs a rude act of hygiene and she gets in. Can you explain that to me?”

“Sorry, Dolly,” – said the angel, – “but even in heaven, a royal flush beats two of a kind.”

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