Category: On The Farm

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Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in the cattle country. One evening, as they were sitting on Dave's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Dave spied his prize bull mounting one of his heifers. He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to put the hard word on Mabel. He leaned in close and whispered in her ear:
“Mabel, I sure wouldn’t mind doing a bit of that.”
“Well then, why don't you?”– Mabel whispered back. “It is your heifer.”

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