Category: C'est la Vie

CAMPING TRIP

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend:

“Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied:
“I see millions and millions of stars.”
“And what does that tell you?”
“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it tells me that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU, Holmes?”
Holmes was silent for a minute and then spoke:
“Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent.”

 

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