Category: Business is Business

KINDERGARTEN CLASS

One day at kindergarten, the teacher said to the class of five-year-olds:

“I’ll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”
An Irish boy put his hand up and said:
“Please miss, it was St Patrick.”
The teacher said:
“Sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said:
“Please miss, it was St. Andrew.”
The teacher replied:
“I’m sorry Ian, that’s not right either.”
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said:
“Please miss, it was Jesus Christ.”
The teacher said:
That’s absolutely right Daniel, come up here and I’ll give you your $2.”
As the teacher was giving Daniel his money, she said:
“You know Daniel, you being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ,”
To which Daniel replied:
“I know Miss, in my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business!”

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