Category: Boys and Girls

SOME LAWS OF SEX

 Sex is like snow: you never know how many inches you are going to get, or how long it is going to last.

 Sex is hereditary, if your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.

 If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

 The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.

 The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

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