Category: Lawyers

BIRDS OF FEATHER

A man walked into a bar. He saw a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walked up behind her and said:

"Hi there good looking, how's it going?”

She turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eyes and said:

"Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it. And, always want more."

He said:

"No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

   

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