Category: C'est la Vie

BRIEF ONES

¬ If ever you feel an urge for working coming on, withdraw to a quiet corner and wait patiently until it passes.

¬ A man lived for 30 years in a house opposite the cemetery. Now he resides opposite his house.

¬ If there would be 10 people like you, Earth would be a paradise. Trouble is, there are millions.

¬ If you don’t go to other people’s funerals, they will not come to yours.

¬ Learn from your parents’ mistakes: Use prophylactics!

¬ If you paint the devil on the wall, the janitor will kick your ass.  

¬ If you smoke after sex, you are doing it too fast.

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