Category: C'est la Vie

BRIEF ONES

¬ If ever you feel an urge for working coming on, withdraw to a quiet corner and wait patiently until it passes.

¬ A man lived for 30 years in a house opposite the cemetery. Now he resides opposite his house.

¬ If there would be 10 people like you, Earth would be a paradise. Trouble is, there are millions.

¬ If you don’t go to other people’s funerals, they will not come to yours.

¬ Learn from your parents’ mistakes: Use prophylactics!

¬ If you paint the devil on the wall, the janitor will kick your ass.  

¬ If you smoke after sex, you are doing it too fast.

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Category: Marital Bliss

IT IS BETTER TO BE SURE

Adam was returning home late one night at paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn. Eve got angry and yelled at him:

“YOU ARE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN!”

Adam responded:

“Don't be silly, you are the only woman on earth” – and went to sleep. Later that night Adam woke up feeling a tickle in his chest and saw it was Eve.

“What the heck are you doing?” – he asked.

“I'm counting your ribs,” – she responded.

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Category: Marital Bliss IT'S BETTER TO BE SURE

Adam was returning home late one night at paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn. Eve got angry and yelled at him:

“YOU ARE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN!”

Adam responded:

“Don't be silly, you are the only woman on earth” – and went to sleep. Later that night Adam woke up feeling a tickle in his chest and saw it was Eve.

“What the heck are you doing?” – he asked.

“I'm counting your ribs,” – she responded.

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