Category: Ethnic Stories

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Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration. The Immigration Officer said:

"Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia."

Mujibar said:

"I am ready."
     The officer said:

"Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said:

"Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said:

"Go ahead."

Mujibar said:

"The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at Telstra on the Help Desk.

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Category: Ethnic Stories ONE OF US

An English taxidermist was sweating his way through the Australian outback when he came across a bar. He staggered in between the beer swilling locals and in his well educated voice, asked the bartender:

“May I have a gin and tonic, please, my good man?”

One of the locals said to his mates;

“Geez, cobbers, what kind of a fucking man's drink is that?”

Then, turning to the Englishman:

“Hey! You! Yes you, you fucking Pom! Gin and fucking tonic. Are you some fucking kind of a poofter or something?”

“Ac...actually,” – the Englishman, terrified, replied, – “I'm a taxidermist.”

“Oh yeah? And what's a taxidermist, then?”

“I mount d..d..dead animals.”

“It's alright, cobbers,” – said the local, turning to his mates, – “he's one of us!”

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