DESPERATE MEASURE
“What does a Scotsman do when he is cold?”
“He moves his chair closer to the candle.”
“And if he is still cold?
“He puts his arms around the candle.”
“A when all that doesn’t help?”
“He lights it.”
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Friday, May 21, 2010
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Category: Ethnic Jokes
NOT A DROP SHOULD BE WASTED
A Scotsman came to the infirmary.
“Doctor, have a look at my tongue. There’s splinter in it.”
“A splinter in your tongue? How did it happen?”
“It started with me spilling some of my whisky on the floor.”
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