Category: Marital Bliss

CANDLE

A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them.

"I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," - he replied, - "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you."

When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple's house and found the wife pregnant, busily attending to two sets of twins. Elated, the priest asked her where her husband was so that he could congratulate him.

"He's gone to Rome, to blow that candle out" - came the harried reply.

   

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Category: Ethnic Jokes

DESPERATE MEASURE

“What does a Scotsman do when he is cold?”

“He moves his chair closer to the candle.”

“And if he is still cold?

“He puts his arms around the candle.”

“A when all that doesn’t help?”

“He lights it.”

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Category: Ethnic Stories DESPERATE MEASURE

“What does a Scotsman do when he is cold?”

“He moves his chair closer to the candle.”

“And if he is still cold?

“He puts his arms around the candle.”

“A when all that doesn’t help?”

“He lights it.”

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