The local preacher came to pay a visit to one of his church members on a Friday night. As he approached the house, he heard the loud voices of many people gathered inside. He knocked on the door and when the owner opened it, he saw behind him, a circle of naked men, with a blindfolded woman moving from one to another, handling each man's package and guessing whose it was.
Feeling quite embarrassed, the preacher stammered:
“I'll come at some other time. I don't think I'd fit in here right now.”
“Nonsense,” - the man replied. “Your name's been called three times already!”