Category: Misers

EFFICIENCY IS ALL THE RAGE

The miser’s son arrived home and proudly announced to his father:

“Daddy, today I managed to save the bus fare. Instead of getting on the bus, I ran after it all the way home.”

But instead of receiving an approving pat on the shoulder, his dad slapped his face.

“What did I do?” – wailed the boy.

“You did not use your head, that is what you did! Think of how much you could have saved, if you had run after a cab.”

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Category: Marital Bliss

OR WHAT

A man told his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months. The physician told the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. When the wife came to the doctor’s office, he asked her why she doesn't want to have sex with her husband any more.

"For the last 7 months," – the wife replied, – "every morning I take a cab to work. I don't make much money and my husband doesn't give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late to work. I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to dock your salary, or what?' That's another 'or what.'
On the way home, I take the cab and again I don't have any money, so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want sex anymore."
The doctor thought for a second. "So," – he said, – "are we going to tell your husband or what?"

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Category: Misers EFFUCIENCY IS ALL THE RAGE

The miser’s son arrived home and proudly announced to his father:

“Daddy, today I managed to save the bus fare. Instead of getting on the bus, I ran after it all the way home.”

But instead of receiving an approving pat on the shoulder, his dad slapped his face.

“What did I do?” – wailed the boy.

“You did not use your head, that is what you did! Think of how much you could have saved, if you had run after a cab.”

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