The miser’s son arrived home and proudly announced to his father:“Daddy, today I managed to save the bus fare. Instead of getting on the bus, I ran after it all the way home.”But instead of receiving an approving pat on the shoulder, his dad slapped his face.“What did I do?” – wailed the boy.“You did not use your head, that is what you did! Think of how much you could have saved, if you had run after a cab.”
SMALL DIFFERENCE
A Jewish and Chinese traveling salesman shared a compartment on the train. Suddenly the Jewish salesman got up and slapped the face of his fellow traveler.
“What was that for?” - demanded the flabbergasted Chinese.
“For
“But I’m Chinese and it was the Japanese who attacked
“Japanese, Chinese, it makes no difference to me.”
For a while all was quiet, as the two contemplated the incident. Suddenly, the Chinese got up and slapped the other salesman’s face. Now it was the turn of the Jewish salesman to be surprised:
“And what was that for?” - he asked in astonishment.
“That was for sinking the “Titanic,” - was the reply.
“But the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg.”
“Iceberg,
The miser’s son arrived home and proudly announced to his father:
“Daddy, today I managed to save the bus fare. Instead of getting on the bus, I ran after it all the way home.”
But instead of receiving an approving pat on the shoulder, his dad slapped his face.
“What did I do?” – wailed the boy.
“You did not use your head, that is what you did! Think of how much you could have saved, if you had run after a cab.”
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