Category: Ecumenical Stories

CONVERSION

A Jew converted and became a priest. He gave his first mass in front of a number of high-ranking priests who came for the occasion. At the end of the new priest's sermon a cardinal went up to congratulate him.

“Pastor Lewis,” – he said, – “that was very well done, you were just perfect. But next time please don't start your sermon with, “Fellow goyim*...”

* Plural of the Hebrew goy, meaning nation, one who is not Jewish, non-Jew.

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Category: Mothers BRAGGARTS

Four old college friends were having coffee. The first, a Catholic woman told her friends:

“My son is now a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone addresses him 'Father'.”

The second Catholic woman chirped:

“My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'.”

The third Catholic crone said:

“My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'.”

Since the fourth woman, a Jewish lady, sipped her coffee in silence, the first three women gave her this subtle “Well...?”

So she replied:

“My son is 6' 6”, has plenty of money, broad square shoulders, is terribly handsome, dresses very well, has a tight muscular body, tight hard buns and a very nice bulge. Whenever he walks into a room the women gasp: ‘Oh, my God...'“

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