Category: On the Farm
TRIBAL CUSTOM
An anthropologist arrived at an out-of-the-way tribe in Africa and was astonished to discover that solely men inhabited the village.
“Where are your wives?” - asked the researcher. “Do you live without women?”
“Not at all,”- answered one of the tribesmen, - “but as required by tradition, every six months our females take the cattle to the mountain pastures and return to the village only after another six months.”
“A very interesting habit,”- remarked the anthropologist politely, - “but tell me, how do you manage without female companionship so long?”
“We keep some sheep in a pen nearby and if somebody feels the urge, they always can accommodate him.”
The research at the tribe took longer than expected and after a few months without a female around, the anthropologist became restless. One evening, when it seemed that nobody was nearby, he sneaked into the pen and started copulating with one of the sheep. Suddenly he heard stifled laughter behind him. When he turned around, he saw that most of the tribes’ members were standing on the sidelines watching his performance and openly snickering.
“What is the matter?” - asked the embarrassed scientist. “Didn’t not you tell me, that when your wives are away you do it with the sheep?”
“Of course we do,” - answered one of the tribesmen, - “what we don’t understand is why you chose the ugliest ewe.”
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