Showing posts with label cover. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cover. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Category: Ecumenical Stories
FACETIOUS
During a seminar break on a very hot day, a minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike. They were sweating profusely by the time they came upon a small lake with a sandy beach. Since it was a secluded spot, they left all their clothes on a big log, ran down the beach to the lake and jumped in the water for a long, refreshing swim. Refreshed, they were halfway back up the beach to the spot they'd left their clothes, when a group of ladies from town came along. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover in the bushes. After the ladies wandered on and the men got dressed again, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied:

“I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize.”



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Monday, February 01, 2010

Category: Business is Business ONE TRACK MIND

Question:

What did the insurance salesperson say when he first met Adam and Eva?

Answer:

"I see that you are not covered"

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