Category: Doctors and Patients

BRIEF NOTES

¬ The gynecologist returned home after a rather tiring day. He could not find his keys and had to ring the bell. When his wife opened the door, he murmured:

“Thank God, at last a face!”

¬ A lady phoned her internist:

“Doctor, have I by any chance, left my panties at the clinic?”

Upon receiving a negative answer, she muttered to herself:

“Then I must have left them at the dentist’s!”

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Category: From the Mouths of Babes

HOPELESS

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face:

"Why do you do that, mommy?" - he asked. 

"To make myself beautiful," - said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

 "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

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Category: Ecumenical Stories

FACETIOUS

During a seminar break on a very hot day, a minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike. They were sweating profusely by the time they came upon a small lake with a sandy beach. Since it was a secluded spot, they left all their clothes on a big log, ran down the beach to the lake and jumped in the water for a long, refreshing swim. Refreshed, they were halfway back up the beach to the spot they'd left their clothes, when a group of ladies from town came along. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover in the bushes. After the ladies wandered on and the men got dressed again, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied:

“I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize.”

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