¬ The gynecologist returned home after a rather tiring day. He could not find his keys and had to ring the bell. When his wife opened the door, he murmured:“Thank God, at last a face!”¬ A lady phoned her internist:“Doctor, have I by any chance, left my panties at the clinic?”Upon receiving a negative answer, she muttered to herself:“Then I must have left them at the dentist’s!”
MUTUAL DISLIKE
After repeated complaints of pain in her abdomen, the dutiful husband took his wife to a clinic. The internist gave the woman a thorough medical check-up, then with a frown on his face, motioned the husband to the side and whispered to him:
“I don’t like your wife at all.”
“Neither do I,” – whispered the husband back, – “but what can I do? She’s such a good mother to our kids.”
MUTUAL DISLIKE
After repeated complaints of pain in her abdomen, the dutiful husband took his wife to a clinic. The internist gave the woman a thorough medical check-up, then with a frown on his face, motioned the husband to the side and whispered to him:
“I don’t like your wife at all.”
“Neither do I,” – whispered the husband back, – “but what can I do? She’s such a good mother to our kids.”
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