THE TERMINATOR
Using a model, the medical student was having an exam in childbirth.
“That's enough!” – said suddenly the professor. “Now all you have to do is to bludgeon the father and you'll have succeeded in exterminating the whole family.”
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MUTUAL DISLIKE
After repeated complaints of pain in her abdomen, the dutiful husband took his wife to a clinic. The internist gave the woman a thorough medical check-up, then with a frown on his face, motioned the husband to the side and whispered to him:
“I don’t like your wife at all.”
“Neither do I,” – whispered the husband back, – “but what can I do? She’s such a good mother to our kids.”