Category: Computers

GREAT WRITER

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a “great” writer. When asked to define “great”, he said:

“I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation and anger!”

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

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Category: From the Mouths of Babes

GOOD REASON

The kindhearted teacher saw Moishe’le wailing bitterly in the corridor.

“Why are you crying Moishe’le?” - she asked.

“The headmaster fell down the stairs.”

“But that is no reason to cry. Nothing happened to him.”

“Yes, but everybody saw it except for me!”

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