Category: Blondes

THE NOT SO DUMB BLOND

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said:

"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled:
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed:
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked:
"What did she roll?"
The other answered:
"I don't know -- I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

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Category: Blondes PROVEN WRONG

A blonde complained about being called a dumb blonde. A friend advised her:

“Do something to prove them wrong! You could for example learn by heart all the state capitals.”

The girl thought that this was a great idea and for two weeks running studied like one obsessed. Soon afterwards she went to a party and overheard a man making some dumb blonde comments. Indignantly she declared:

“I'm not a dumb blonde and I can prove it. I can name all the state capitals!”

As the guy didn't believe her, she dared him to test her. He asked:

“What's the capital of Montana?”

The blonde drew herself up proudly and said:

“That's easy! It's M!”

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