Category: Those Professionals

TEST

A very shy guy went into a bar and saw beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally went over to her and asked tentatively:

“Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

She responded by yelling, at the top of her lungs:

“No, I won't sleep with you tonight!”

Everyone in the bar was now staring at them. Naturally, the guy was hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slunk back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walked over to him and apologized. She smiled at him and said:

“I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he responded, at the top of his lungs:

“What do you mean $200?”

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Category: Blondes

CONDOMS

A blonde came into a pharmacy to buy condoms. She was embarrassed about her purchase, but finally conjured up enough nerve to approach the clerk at the checkout counter.

“That will be $11.99 plus tax,” - the clerk declared.

“Tacks?” - screamed the blonde, - “I thought you just rolled them on!”

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Category: Those Professionals TEST A very shy guy went into a bar and saw beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally went over to her and asked tentatively: “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responded by yelling, at the top of her lungs: “No, I won't sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar was now staring at them. Naturally, the guy was hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slunk back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walked over to him and apologized. She smiled at him and said: “I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.” To which he responded, at the top of his lungs: “What do you mean $200?”

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