Category: C'est la Vie

BRIEF ONES

¬ If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.

¬ If you think there's good in everyone, you haven't met everyone.

¬ It doesn't matter whether you win or lose - until you lose.

 ¬ Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

 ¬ The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

 ¬ If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

¬ The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

¬ The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

¬ Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

¬ Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.

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Category: Loonies

Three variations on the same joke. Can you tell who is the one who is really nuts? One:

FISHY STORY A wife complained to her friend: “My husband sits all day long in the bathroom tub and fishes.” “Have you taken him to see a psychiatrist?” “Not yet…the truth is, I’m crazy about fish.”

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