Category: Loonies

LIGHTING FIXTURE

Three variations on the same joke. Variation two:

“Doctor, my husband has a fixed idea that he is a lamp.”

“That is really a harmless eccentricity.”

‘Yes, but I cannot sleep when the light is on.” 

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Category: Loonies DOG'S LIFE

“Where have you been?” - a man asked his friend.

“To tell you the truth, I was hospitalized in the psychiatric department.”

“What was wrong with you?”

“I had a fixed idea that I am a dog.”

“And did they cure you?”

“Oh yes. Just feel how cool my nose is.”

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Category: Loonies The second variation of the same joke published yesterday. Can you tell who is the one who is really nuts? LIGHTING FIXTURE

“Doctor, my husband has a fixed idea that he is a lamp.”

“That is really a harmless eccentricity.”

‘Yes, but I cannot sleep when the light is on.”

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