FITS THE BILL
Waiter: “What can I get you sir?”
Guest: “Anything that’s big, cold and has a lot of gin in it.”
Waiter: “Then let me introduce you to my wife.”

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FITS THE BILL
Waiter: “What can I get you sir?”
Guest: “Anything that’s big, cold and has a lot of gin in it.”
Waiter: “Then let me introduce you to my wife.”
Waiter: “What can I get you sir?”
Guest: “Anything that’s big, cold and has a lot of gin in it.”
Waiter: “Then let me introduce you to my wife.”
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