Category: On the Farm

WHO'S WHO

A zebra from the big city zoo visited the farm. It was the first time in its life that he was out in the countryside and he was curious about everything. First he visited the barnyard and on seeing a bird-like creature, scratching in the dirt, asked:

“Who are you?”

“I am a hen,” - came the answer.

“And what do you do?”

“I lay eggs.”

Next he reached the stables and encountered a four-legged animal, peacefully chewing some oats.

“Who are you?” - asked the zebra.

“I am a horse.”

“And what do you do?”

“I draw the cart.”

Near the cowshed, penned in a fenced enclosure, the zebra beheld another mighty four-legged animal, glaring furiously out of red-rimmed eyes at the intruder.

“And who might you be?” - asked the frightened visitor.

“I am the bull.”

“And what do you do?”

“Take off your fancy pajamas and I will show you.”

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Category: Marital Bliss

PUTTING THINGS BACK IN ORDER

Mary and Joe drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. Joe told Mary to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. Mary returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, Mary dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband Joe who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

   

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