Category: Loonies

NO FOOL IS HE

On a highway located near a hospital for the insane, a car had a flat tire. One of the inmates came to the fence and watched the driver, attempting to unlock the screws of the tire - to no avail.

“Try unscrewing them anti-clockwise,” – he suggested.

The motorist acted on his advice and indeed, the screws opened easily.

“How did you know?” – wondered the driver.

“Look sir, I may be crazy, but I am no fool!”

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Category: Loonies NUCLEAR ARSENAL On New Year’s Eve, the inmates of the loony bin put on a show. The first to appear on the stage, a heavyset, huge man, clad only in his briefs, flexed his mighty muscles and declared: “I am a hydrogen bomb!” Everybody clapped his hands. Next to come on stage was a thin, paltry fellow, stark naked, who shouted in a thin, reedy voice: “I am an atomic bomb.” Most of the audience got on its feet and in sheer panic escaped from the auditorium. A visitor managed to stop one of them and curiously inquired: “A hydrogen bomb is much mightier, than an atomic bomb. Why did you run only when the second man appeared on stage?” “Did you see how short his fuse was?” – answered the inmate and went on running.

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