Category: Ethnic Stories
BRITISH GENEROSITY 

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

 Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.

 The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

 The rest of the world is in shock.

 The United States is sending troops to help.

 Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

 Latin American countries are sending supplies.

 New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

 The rest of the European community (except France) is sending money.

 The Asian continents are sending labor to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

 Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

The Brits, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Pakistanis!

God Bless British generosity.

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Category: Animal Stories WRONG JOB

A dog came to the Labor Exchange and asked:

“Can you find a job for me?”

The official’s chin dropped:

“A talking dog!” – he thought. “Leave me your phone number, I’m absolutely sure that I’ll be able to find something for you.”

The dog went home and the clerk excitedly phoned the local circus and related his story. The director immediately offered to hire his protégé. The Labor Exchange official phoned the dog’s home:

“I’ve got wonderful news for you! The local circus director is ready to offer you a well-paying job.”

“But sir, I’m a bricklayer by profession.”

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