Category: Naughty Jokes

EVERY AGE HAS ITS PLEASURES

During the war in Eastern Europe, there were long lines in front of every shop. Passersby always asked, what the queue was for and if they needed that particular commodity, they joined the line. In front of the county medical offices there was a line of a different kind. In those days, prostitution was legal and the ladies of the night were waiting for their monthly check-up. An elderly lady, who passed by the line, asked one of the women what they were waiting for. The hooker was ashamed to disclose their real purpose, so she said they were selling sugar inside. The old woman joined the line and waited patiently, until her turn came. When the matron with her bent back entered the clinic, one could have knocked off the astonished doctor with a feather.

“Granny, at your age!” – he exclaimed. “You don’t even have any teeth left.”

“True, but I can still suck a little.”

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Category: Mothers CABBIES

A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women loitering on a nearby street corner. The mother finally found a cab and they both climbed in, at which point the daughter asked her mother:

“Mummy, what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?”

The mother replied:

“Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come home from work.”

The cabby, upon hearing this exchange, turned to the mother and said:

“Ahhhhhhh, C'mon lady!!!! Tell your daughter the truth!!!! For crying out loud. They're hookers!”

A brief period of silence followed and the girl then asked:

“Mummy, do the ladies have any children?”

The mother replied:

“Of course dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?”

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