There was this guy whose next door neighbors were a lesbian couple. They were very nice ladies and they became quite good friends with the guy. When they learned, that his birthday was approaching, they asked him what he would like for a present.“I wanna watch!” – said the guy.Sure enough, on his birthday the couple presented him with a Rolex.
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked:"Are you a real cowboy?"He replied:"Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."She said:"I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked:"Are you a real cowboy?"He replied:"I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
A lesbian went to a gynecologist and the gynecologist said:
“I must say, this is the cleanest vagina I've seen in ages.”
“Thanks,” - said the lesbian. “I have a woman in three times a week.”
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked:
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied:
"Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said:
"I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked:
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied:
"I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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