Showing posts with label mall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mall. Show all posts

Monday, December 26, 2011

Category: Blondes

THE KNOW-IT-ALL ESTABLISHMENT
Two blonde ladies stood before the orientation-map at a recently opened mall. One of the ladies pointed at the circle inscribed: ‘You are here!’ and asked her friend:
“What I can’t understand is, how do they know where we are?”

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Category: Out of Africa THIRD WORLD ENCOUNTER

A boy and his father, visiting from a third world country were at a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father:

“What is this, Father?”

The father responded:

“Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!”

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and out stepped a voluptuous 24-year old woman. The father said to his son:

“Go get your mother.”

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