Category: Male Chauvinists THE STORY OF CREATION

The priest related the story of the creation:

“On the first day God separated the light from the darkness, on the second day the land was separated from the waters. On the third day the Almighty created the plants, on the fourth day the celestial bodies. On the fifth day He breathed life into the animals and on the sixth day he created the man and finally the woman.”

Here the priest paused for a while and then added:

“But by then God was clearly showing some signs of fatigue.”

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Category: At Work WELL CONNECTED The president of the company called for one of his subordinates:

“Congratulations young man! I’ve never seen such a quick advancement within our organization. You started half-a-year ago as a simple clerk, in two months you made department manager, in three additional months, division manager and now I’m happy to advise you that you have been appointed as vice-president. What do you say?”

“It’s really nice of you Dad!”

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