OCCUPATIONAL FATIGUE
“Doctor, I’m tired all the time.”
“How many times do you have intercourse with your wife?”
“Three times, sometimes even four times.”
“Weekly?”
“No, daily.”
“Do you have a girl friend?”
“Of course, doctor.”
“And how many times do you make out with her?”
“Six-seven times.”
“Weekly?”
“No, daily.”
“Then sir, it is due to your exaggerated sexual life that you are exhausted.”
“Thank God, I was afraid that it was because of me masturbating”
INSATIABLE
The young and horny construction worker was busy at his job, but not that busy that he did not notice the scantily dressed stunner passing. In fact, he got so excited by her half-hidden, half-revealed beauties that he had to jack off right there. After a while the dreamboat passed by again. The worker could not restrain himself and jerked off again. A few minutes later, the knockout appeared on the street again and the man on the scaffolding masturbated once more. Not a half-an-hour had passed and there she was again. This was a little too much for our guy:
“Is she a nymphomaniac,” – he wondered, – “or what?”
