Category: Naughty Jokes
MOANING
Morris came home to find his wife, Sadie, crying:
“I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that chippie secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven't I always been a good wife? I've cooked for you, raised your children and I've always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven't I done to make you happy?”
Embarrassed, Morris confessed:
“It's true, Sadie, you've been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You don't moan when we have sex!”
“If I moaned when we had sex, you'd stop running around?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I too can moan during sex!”
So they retired to the bedroom, got undressed and climbed beneath the sheets. As they began to kiss, Sadie asked:
“Now, Morris? Should I moan now?”
“No not yet.”
Morris began fondling Sadie:
“What about now? Should I moan now?”
“No, I'll tell you when.”
He climbed on top of Sadie and began to have intercourse.
“Is it time for me to moan, Morris?”
“Wait, I'll tell you when.”
A moment later, in the heat of passion, seconds before reaching climax, Morris yelled: “Now, Sadie, moan! MOAN!”
“OY! You wouldn't believe what a day I had!”
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