Category: Marital Bliss 

ORGASM

It is said that women have four types of orgasm:
Positive ones, when they scream: “Oh, yes!”
Negative ones, when they shout: “Oh, no!”
Divine ones, when they exclaim: “Oh, God!”
Fake ones: With their husbands.

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Category: At School

RIGHT

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.
“In English,” – he explained, – “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However,” – the professor continued, – “there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up:
“Yeah, right.”

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