Showing posts with label olives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label olives. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Category: Ethnic Stories

ERRAND

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.

"S' cuse me", - said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, - "what was that all about?"
"Nothin', - said the Irishman, - "me wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"

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