Category: Naughty Jokes

CAUTIOUS GUY

It happened in the Garden of Eden:

God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and took one of his ribs. From the rib, he made a woman and brought her unto the man. They were both naked, the man and his wife and were not ashamed. Adam called his wife's name Eve.

Eve asked Adam what he did about entertainment before she came on the scene. Adam shrugged and showed her a hole in the trunk of a nearby tree, located at just about the right height for him to thrust his desires away. Smiling, Eve said:

“Well, I have news for you. I’m fully equipped to take care of those needs.”

She lay down on her back and opened her legs. Adam, eyes wide open, took a good look and then kicked her right between her legs as hard as he could. Eve cried out with pain:

“And what was that for?” - she asked with tears in her eyes. Replied Adam:

“Oh, just driving off the squirrels.”

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FLOWER ARRANGEMENT

It was a sunny day and the two women were sitting on the porch, gossiping over a cup of tea. Suddenly one of them grimaced:

“Here comes that good-for-nothing husband of mine, bringing me a bunch of flowers. I will have to open my legs for him again.”

“What is the matter?” – asked the other one uncomprehendingly. “Don’t you have any vases?”

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Category: Naughty Jokes FLOWER ARRANGEMENT

It was a sunny day and the two women were sitting on the porch, gossiping over a cup of tea. Suddenly one of them grimaced:

“Here comes that good-for-nothing husband of mine, bringing me a bunch of flowers. I will have to open my legs for him again.”

“What is the matter?” – asked the other one uncomprehendingly. “Don’t you have any vases?”

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