Category: Blondes
DEODORANT
DEODORANT
A blonde walked into a pharmacy and asked the assistant for some rectal deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explained to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assured the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
“I'm sorry”, – said the pharmacist, – “we don't have any.”
“But I always get it here,” – said the blonde.
“Do you have the container it comes in?”
“Yes!” – said the blonde, – “I'll go home and get it.”
She returned with the container. The pharmacist looked at it and said to her:
“This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
Annoyed, the blonde snatched the container back and read out loud from the container:
“TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.”
“I'm sorry”, – said the pharmacist, – “we don't have any.”
“But I always get it here,” – said the blonde.
“Do you have the container it comes in?”
“Yes!” – said the blonde, – “I'll go home and get it.”
She returned with the container. The pharmacist looked at it and said to her:
“This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
Annoyed, the blonde snatched the container back and read out loud from the container:
“TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.”
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