Category: Doctors and Patients

TURNING ADVERSITY INTO GAIN

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something which she could help the gentleman with. The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The man agreed and began by saying:
“This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it?”
The pharmacist said:
“Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister.”
When she returned, she said:
“We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car and $3000 a month living expenses”.

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Category: Blondes DEODORANT

A blonde walked into a pharmacy and asked the assistant for some rectal deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explained to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assured the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

“I'm sorry”, – said the pharmacist, – “we don't have any.”

“But I always get it here,” – said the blonde.

“Do you have the container it comes in?”

“Yes!” – said the blonde, – “I'll go home and get it.”

She returned with the container. The pharmacist looked at it and said to her:

“This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”

Annoyed, the blonde snatched the container back and read out loud from the container:

“TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.”

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Category: Blondes CONDOMS

A blonde came into a pharmacy to buy condoms. She was embarrassed about her purchase, but finally conjured up enough nerve to approach the clerk at the checkout counter.

“That will be $11.99 plus tax,” - the clerk declared.

“Tacks?” - screamed the blonde, - “I thought you just rolled them on!”

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