Category: Simpletons

BAD FILM

The police captain angrily questioned two policemen, who the previous evening had lost track of a break-and-enter suspect.

“What happened?” – he demanded.

“The burglar escaped into a movie-theater.”

“And why didn’t you follow him there?”

“We already saw the film.”

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Category: Simpletons

CROSSED WIRES

Two policemen walked their beat in the East-European capital. One of them suggested:
“Don’t you think it would be wise if we learned a foreign language?”
Hardly had he finished speaking, when a big American car stopped near them. A man leaned out of the window and asked:
“Do you speak English?”
Both policemen shook their heads in negation.
The man tried again:
“Sprechen Sie Deutsch?”
“Parlate Italiano?’
“Parlez vous Francais?”
“¿Habla Espanol?”
To each of the questions, the policemen just looked at him uncomprehendingly. At last the foreigner muttered under his breath: 'Damn!' and drove off.
“You see, that man spoke at least five languages and where did it get him?” – asked the second policeman.

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Category: From the Mouths of Babes

HIDE AND SEEK

The phone rang and Moishe’le answered it:

“Hi Moishe’le, tell me, where is your father?”

“In the attic with the firemen,” - whispered Moishe’le.

“And your mother?”

“In the cellar with the policemen,” - whispered Moishe’le in an even quieter voice.

“And your sister?”

“In the garden with the soldiers.”

“What the heck is happening at your place. What are they all doing?”

“Searching for me.”

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