GAMBLING
A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister, played poker for small stakes once a week. The only problem was that they lived in a very conservative blue-law town. The sheriff raided their game and took all three before the local judge.After listening to the sheriff's story, the judge sternly inquired of the priest:"Were you gambling, Father?"The priest looked toward heaven, whispered:"Oh, Lord, forgive me!" and then said aloud: "No, your honor, I was not gambling.""Were you gambling, Reverend?" - the judge asked the minister.The minister repeated the priest's actions and said:"No, your honor, I was not."Turning to the third clergyman, the judge asked:"Were you gambling, Rabbi?"The Rabbi eyed him coolly and replied:"With whom?"
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