Category: Blondes

IN CHURCH

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation:

"Someone in this Congregation has spread a rumor, that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community can't tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."

No one moved. The preacher continued:

"Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke:

"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

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Category: Ethnic Stories
RUMOR 

Abe was told by his chaver Hymie, that his wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with his best friend. Worried and hurt, Abe ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true. He came back to the office contented and relieved. Hymie asked him how it went.  

"Look," - said Abe, - "don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend……
I don't even know him."  

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