Category: Blondes

IN CHURCH

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation:

"Someone in this Congregation has spread a rumor, that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community can't tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."

No one moved. The preacher continued:

"Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke:

"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

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Category: Marital Bliss 

CURSE

 

An old man went to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard said:

"Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.

The old man said without hesitation:

"I now pronounce you man and wife."

   

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Category: Marital Bliss

CURSE

An old man went to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard said:
"Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.
The old man said without hesitation:
"I now pronounce you man and wife."

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