Category: Boys and Girls

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As the groom passed down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, the best man noticed that he has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man said:

“Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but you look so excited.”

The groom replied:

“I just had the best blowjob I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.”

Now the bride came walking down the aisle and she too had the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor noticed this and said:

“Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what’s up – you look so excited.”

The bride replied:

“I have just given the last blowjob of my entire life.”

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Category: Modern Fables GREETING CARD

Hi Earthling,

Here I am a creature from outer space,

I have transformed myself into this piece of paper,

Right now I am having sex with your fingers,

I know you like it because you are smiling,

Please send me on to someone else or stay with me.

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